Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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