I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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