I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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