Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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