Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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