You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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