Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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