Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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