it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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