we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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