I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
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