last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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