Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
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About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
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just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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