So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
