Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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