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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Drunk is a universal language darling
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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