Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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