i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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