Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Randomize
