Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
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My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
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TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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