Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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