Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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