I'm drive I can fine osifer
no. you can't hotbox the world.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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