if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
