I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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