Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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