Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
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well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
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All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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