He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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