Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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