I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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