Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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