You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
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Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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