Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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