Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Randomize
