It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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