are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
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we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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