I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
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I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
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so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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