you guys were way drunker than both of me
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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