lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
You smell like a Billy Joel song
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
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totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
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I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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