You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
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You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Houston, we have a squirter
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
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Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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