Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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