is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
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Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
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She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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