Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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