this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
honey bunches of taint.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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