Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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