Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
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Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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