The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
