Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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