I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
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I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
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And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize