ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
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