Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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