Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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